Road Warrior

This innocent looking mini van is a magnet for trouble. It has run over a mail box, crashed into a sand bank, been bumped, nicked, kissed, and nudged by every Walmart patron within it's gravity well,and T-Boned so violently while parked by an unmanned car that our insurance company declared it an act of God and we had to pay for the repair. Two weeks ago I was almost smashed into a cement barrier by a semi truck but only wound up with a black scuff mark on the rear bumper. I decided I would give everyone fair warning now. If you see this van and feel an undescribable urge to come closer be WARNED. You'll be running over but limping back and after you submit your insurance info, I'll drive away in this road warrior with another small battle wound.