Monday, September 20, 2010

Road Warrior

This innocent looking mini van is a magnet for trouble. It has run over a mail box, crashed into a sand bank, been bumped, nicked, kissed, and nudged by every Walmart patron within it's gravity well,and T-Boned so violently while parked by an unmanned car that our insurance company declared it an act of God and we had to pay for the repair. Two weeks ago I was almost smashed into a cement barrier by a semi truck but only wound up with a black scuff mark on the rear bumper. I decided I would give everyone fair warning now. If you see this van and feel an undescribable urge to come closer be WARNED. You'll be running over but limping back and after you submit your insurance info, I'll drive away in this road warrior with another small battle wound.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Work Out Barbie

I'd like to introduce you to workout Barbie! Today, I joined the gym across the street from my work and started a new schedule. Scott drops me off at the gym at 5:30 AM when he goes to work and I work out for an hour. Then I take a shower and after my new and improved get ready time of 45 minutes, walk to work. Fingers crossed that this new schedule works.